the day i went an interview

Posted by: Tempuka

nak start dari mane eak??
ermm
ramai yg tanyer ni
"amacam?ok tak?"


first of all
very2 credit to mom and dad
sanggup amek cuti
smate2 nk temankan anakmu ini
*anak last katekan,hoho(ayat gedix maut)

smp dpn metroplis tower
terase ala2 nk masuk mahkamah atas tuduhan langgar semut then lari
seram sejuk dol
mane pnh kene interview
first in my life derr
kuar dari lif
mak pesan kaki kanan
gi kat kaunter

"kaq,saye nk daftar"
"ok,bagi salinan spm ngan ic awak"
"ni die.."
"ok,,awk isi borang ni dpn belakang.."
"ok.."
"pen ade..?"
"ade2.."
"awk nk amek ape..?
"diploma farmasi kaq.."
"ok,ni byran nye,,semue sekali 4****"

few minutes,,
"kaq,,da siap isi,,"
"awk masuk dlm bilik tu,tunggu smp akaq dtg ok?"

later,

"awk jawab soalan2 ni,dari yg 1st smp 50,da siap bg kat akaq"
"ok"

1.maria speaks english,but _____?
a.bill speak
b.does bill
c.do bill
d.speaks bill

sumpah dol!
aku menci soalan vocab mcm ni
huh!
tgah syok2 jwb
dtg sowg mamat
die kene interview gak
btw
mamat ni bwk virus dowh
da tau selseme pakai la mask
ni nk bg aku join sakit skali
mkin laju otak aku berfikir coz nk abes awal

15 minutes later,,

"kaq,da siap"
"ok,awk duduk dulu,,tgGu name kene panggil.."

aish!
tau statement bosan giler x?
da la office ni mcm bilik mayat
bersuare bilik ade owg dtg jep
mmg mcm bilik mayat yg dikunjungi mayat tok postmotem
nsib bek ade mp3

10 minutes,,

"zulaikha..!"

bismillahhirahmanirahim,,
bebual,bebual dan bebual..
damn question
"what you know 'bout pharmacist"
haaa,,
smlm da fikir jwpn tok soalan ni
aaaaa,,
nape blank ni
haru tol
lenjan suda

bla,bla,bla,bla
interviewer tu pon
bla,bla,bla,bla

"ok,,you clear with my explaination?"
"yes mam"
"do you really want to study in DIP?"
"i do mam,for sure.."
"done,just wait our letter."
"thanks,mam."

maaaaakkkk...!!!
akhirnye,,
balik bp la,
ape
lagi
hohohoho

dan mak kuarkan aura kartun die sepanjang nk balik bp
tak terlayan dowh aku
semue bende die nk jadi kn kartun
adess
abah pon join skaki

p/s:abang nurse itu sangat kacak!mmuuahahahahahahaha





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